dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels. Wow Denmark should literally use this as their commercial, it’s pretty damn...
thefellowshipofthetwerk: Are we human Or are we old sport
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
im-kellin-myself: Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad My life
idiosyncratic-lavender: whats in the bag
spotifylistener: when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
imwithkanye: The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office. Remember when The Office landed the coveted post-Super Bowl slot? It was a breathe of fresh air after several years of hour long dramas (even though Kyle Chandler on Grey’s Anatomy was riveting). Sometimes you just want to laugh after watching your favorite team lose the most coveted game of football. And the show delivered show much...
steptoe: We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
ineedathneed: birdarangs: I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
andrewgiggles: ah yes teacher„„ my assignment???? ohh no i was 2 sad..„„„ please accept this empty tissue box instead ok good day
Keep your special children: an introduction to special forever Vs: Keep your “Special children: an introduction to special …” forever Jeez, what a difference punctuation makes, EH BARNES AND NOBLE EMAILS?
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch