1. 19:27 30th Jul 2014

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    coffeeandorgasms:

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad


Still laughing

    coffeeandorgasms:

    45-70govt:

    jeszing:

    son these grades are unacceptable

    well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

    Still laughing

     
  2. 19:24

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    girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

    girltwink:

    just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

     
  3. 17:07

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    adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

    adcahi:

    Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

     
  4. 17:06

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    (Source: motherofsouls)

     
  5. 17:03

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    Me.

    (Source: deerinthewolfden)

     
  6. 17:03

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    1. Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
    2. Audience: *cheers*
    3. Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
     
  7. 17:00

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    mintiscream said: What's your career goal after college?

    50starsand13bars:

     
  8. 16:57

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    kissykissycas:

    When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

     
  9. 16:52

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    Ten rape prevention tips:

    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

    4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

    7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

    8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

    9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

    10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

    — 

    Rape prevention tips

    Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

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    (Source: esmre)

     
  10. 22:05 28th Jul 2014

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    image: Download

    (Source: japcoregalore)

     
  11. 21:57

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    thelostcontinent:

    coffeeandorgasms:

    achievement-hunter:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

    image

    Don’t care. Can’t hear your pessimism over my excitement,

    Do you know when PSL comes out this…

     
  12. 21:56

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    jesuschristvevo:

    do dogs think in barks

     
  13. 21:56

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    image: Download

    (Source: laurenschroer)

     
  14. 17:00

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  15. 16:53

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    mikiwatchesthings:

    Pratt Tears Up When Talking “Parks and Rec”

    "One of the reasons, I think, many people love our show, and certainly why I love our show, is that there is just no cynicism in that group."

    This is why I love Chris Pratt and Parks and Rec. I’ve described Parks and Rec as the happiest show on television, and this just makes me believe it even more.

    And of course, Jerry.